just come out here and I will go home with you...
I don't think brook has ever known best
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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