Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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