he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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