he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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