People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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