thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
my liver is dry heaving
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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