we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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