Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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