Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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