OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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