Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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