I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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