sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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