I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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