just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Found the puke drawer
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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