I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
there is puke in my bra ... again
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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