smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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