You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Sext me about skeletons
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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