When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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