Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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