Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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