did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she woke up with a sticky ear
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Sorry my hands just texted you
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
