i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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