It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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