It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
Randomize
