I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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