69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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