Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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