Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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