I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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