should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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