he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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