There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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