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I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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