I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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