I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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