Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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