I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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