Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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