I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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