your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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