google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
