yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
