Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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