If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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