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im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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