He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Randomize
