but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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