Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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