But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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