i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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