If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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