I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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