you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
sex in a hospital.. check
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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