Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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