That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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