susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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