She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
3 2 1 whiskey
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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